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Opposition leader dares Mnangagwa and Chiwenga, declares himself new president of Zimbabwe By Muza Mpofu - 30 March 2018
Two months before Zimbabwe’s much anticipated 2018 harmonised elections, an ambitious aspiring presidential candidate sees himself the country’s new leader.
Speaking to journalists while launching his political party named Ideal Zimbabwe, Tinashe Jonasi declared himself the new Zimbabwean President.
“So the results for the elections, the winning party is Ideal Zimbabwe uncontested. I’m announcing the results, the winning party for 2018 elections is Ideal Zimbabwe.
The winning president is Tinashe Jonas.
“So im declaring myself the new President of the Republic of Zimbabwe. Mnangagwa was President for those three months.
“I’m now the new President with another bloodless coup,” he said.
He claimed the army is a hungry lot.
“I don’t use the army. They are hungry. They are starving. I’m the first civilian President in Zimbabwe. Mugabe was civilian, he changed to be military using the army and the CIO. Those who don’t believe in that lets take it on,” said Jonas.
Jonas took a dig on Zimbabwe’s Vice President Retired Brigadier General Constantine Chiwenga’s skin.
“You general Chiwenga you think you are a better Zimbabwean
. You are busy bleaching your skin when people are suffering,” he said.
Jonas has a death wish.
“I am saying to you bring your firing squad and shoot me now,” he said.
In his launch, Jonas had no sacred cows mocking Nelson Chamisa, ED Mnangagwa, ZEC Chair Prisca Chigumba, Christopher Mutsvangwa, Joyce Mujuru, G40, ZBC, Herald to mention but the few.
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